⚡️Death to the High Handicap Rookie. Rise of the Short Game God.⚡️
Look, I’m not a great golfer. I’m an 11-13 handicap with trust issues and a slice that shows up like clockwork.
But I would be remiss if I did not tell you the story of these wedges…
Because the tale of these wedges isn’t just about golf — it’s about divine intervention, mythical craftsmanship, and the end of double bogeys as we know them.
⚒️The Legend of the Forging ⚒️
It’s been whispered through the ages that these wedges were forged by Thor himself.
Deep within the fires of Nidavellir, he swung Mjolnir with such fury that sparks flew like tee shots on a windy par 5.
From that inferno emerged steel so soft and so pure it could only be wielded by the worthiest of weekend warriors. Some even say Odin’s secret incantation was cast into them preventing weak minded shmuck from being able to game such game changing pieces of art.
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🦄 The Unicorn & the Grind 🦄
Mid-forge, Thor was joined by a unicorn — obviously — whose iridescent horn was used to bless the soles of these weapons of bogey destruction.
The result? Turf interaction smoother Jake Knapp approach shot.
No more chunks. No more skulls. Just pure, buttery contact that makes you whisper “I am him” as your buddy tops his chip.
🪚 The Megalodon Grooves 🦈
Each groove was hand carved using a prehistoric Megalodon’s tooth — one per groove, naturally — giving them spin so demonic they make Pro V1s cry for mercy. And while you may be thinking you will rip the case off your $5 ball that never seems to spin like the companies claim… you will be gleefully disappointed. My ball remained in pristine condition through the end of the round.
On your next golf trip with the boys, while they blade their next pitch across the green and into a hazard and chunk chips so deep they release lava I to the course… you will be able to assert your dominance and prove you are the superior golfer. Imagine being 30 yards out, buried in 3 feet of rough, one eye closed, hangover raging — and still you one-hop-stop that Noodle you found on the last hole a foot from the pin like you’re auditioning for the PGA. Ask Rory, he will tell you… it’s feels **** good.
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🌋The Power Too Great for Mortals ☀️
The power contained within these wedges is so immense that Frodo Baggins himself refused to carry them to Mordor.
He said, “Nah, I’ll take the Ring instead. These things are way too powerful.”
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The Truth
Now, I’m not saying Corey is in fact Thor.
But I’ve never seen Corey and Thor in the same room together.
Coincidence? I think not.
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The Call to Arms
If you’re still chunking, thinning, or blading shots into neighboring counties — it’s time to ascend.
Buy the wedges. Embrace the spin.
Or prepare to have your ancestors shame you for shooting another 96.
And if this review does not fancy your foley. Here are 3 reasons you should pull your wallet out, type the numbers into your cart, and click checkout…
1. You will lower your putting average by sticking your ball so close to the hole that a blind monkey could one up… buy these clubs… buy them
2. If your tired of not being able to rip your ball back 20’ to a front pin while trying to impress the cart girl, who definitely loves your shirt dude… buy them
3. If you just want a literal piece of hand crafted art that makes you happy to play, makes your bag the envy of any cartner lucky enough to ride with you, or are just wanting to support a true blooded American small business owner, who has become so influential and ground breaking that he has been commissioned to build clubs for a US President and Vice President… BUY THESE CLUBS!
PS… your wife will understand if you show her this review, I promise or my name isn’t Tiger Woods.
